Filmed on location at Barnet Table Tennis Centre in London, the film was funded by the UK Film Council’s New Cinema Fund and Film London

Eddie Proctor (2007)

Ping pong ping pong the days are long

ping pong ping pong brief is the song

ping pong ping ping a feather, a wing

ping pong ping ping the grip and the swing

Ping pong ping pong move it along

ping pong ping pong feet to the ground

ping pong ping ping ping ping. Out. Not in.

That peculiar thing. Whose song did I sing?